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To the Animal Lovers in all of us......
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here & it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever & who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are & will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam & he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom & I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam & was a companion to him & loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content & wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord & said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts & preens like a peacock & he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever & who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And the Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso	Peekasso	an abstract dog
Collie + Lhasa Apso	Collapso	a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow	Spitz-Chow	a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter	Poinsetter	a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund	Pyradachs	a puzzling breed
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel	Irish Springer	a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever	Lab Coat Retriever	the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound	Newfound Asset Hound	a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog	Terribull	a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador	Blabador	a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer	Moot Point	owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute	Commute	a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier	Derriere	a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu Oh	never mind....